Schloptoberfest
Schloptoberfest: Warlock
Warlock 1989 Directed by: Steve Miner Written By: David Twohy Genre: Biblical time-traveling magic fights Watch it now! Checklist Time traveling Know-it-all Amish A kitchen de-fingering Posh British accents Flying powers as a direct result of eating children Tagline He’s come from the past to destroy the future. What Netflix says happens: “In 17th [...]
Schloptoberfest: Puppet Master
Puppet Master 1989 Directed by: David Schmoeller Written By: Charles Band (you will soon notice pattern here) Genre: Egyptian demonic killer puppet psychic slashers Watch it now! Checklist A killer puppet with a drill for a head A killer puppet that has sex with men and then pukes leeches onto them Nazi puppets! Exploitative [...]
Schloptoberfest Kick-off!
A while back there used to exist a mom and pop video store near my house. On Tuesdays you could go and rent VHS tapes for a week for 50 cents a piece. This was back when I was fresh out of school and had no job and lots of free time. Every Tuesday I [...]
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