Movies

Schloptoberfest: Warlock

Warlock 1989 Directed by: Steve Miner Written By: David Twohy Genre: Biblical time-traveling magic fights Watch it now!   Checklist Time traveling Know-it-all Amish A kitchen de-fingering Posh British accents Flying powers as a direct result of eating children Tagline He’s come from the past to destroy the future. What Netflix says happens: “In 17th [...]

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Monday, October 11th, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments

Schloptoberfest: Puppet Master

Puppet Master 1989 Directed by: David Schmoeller Written By: Charles Band (you will soon notice pattern here) Genre: Egyptian demonic killer puppet psychic slashers Watch it now!   Checklist A killer puppet with a drill for a head A killer puppet that has sex with men and then pukes leeches onto them Nazi puppets! Exploitative [...]

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Wednesday, October 6th, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments

Schloptoberfest Kick-off!

A while back there used to exist a mom and pop video store near my house. On Tuesdays you could go and rent VHS tapes for a week for 50 cents a piece. This was back when I was fresh out of school and had no job and lots of free time. Every Tuesday I [...]

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Tuesday, October 5th, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments

Damnit, Netflix

I can’t decide if I love you or hate you…

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Monday, October 5th, 2009 Uncategorized 1 Comment

9 (and Mike Patton)

While seeing Coraline in 3D last weekend they showed a trailer for a new CG movie that I have yet to hear of called 9. The trailer got me pretty excited, especially due to my romantic infatuation with anything post-apocalyptic. Trailer: The original short it was be based on: High(er) Quality Version On a completely [...]

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Monday, March 2nd, 2009 Uncategorized No Comments