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It’s a Boy! or “So You’ve Become a Host to an Alien Lifeform”
First, let me say congratulations! It is truly an honor to carry forth into the world the new dawn of evolution! I am sure you have some questions, but don’t worry, everything will be explained. You’re going to be so happy! Now, the first symptom you may notice is most likely the drowsiness. Because of [...]
Forwards to Happiness!
Things to look forward to: Flying cars allow the ability to cut people off on the y-axis People of the earth finally overcoming their differences and joining together to battle a peaceful (but pretentious!) alien civilization The discovery of Martian pornography Miss Universe actually means Miss Universe (spoiler: the chick from Total Recal Wins) Being [...]
Motorcycle Helmets: The Wave of the Future
Warning: Incredibly sage advice incoming! I hope that you are satisfied being lonely, because you are about to become so rich that it will alienate you from everyone you care about. Buy stock in motorcycle helmets now. I have just finished five years of intensive research and all signs point to a dramatic increase in [...]
What Did Holograms Ever Do to You?
Holograms exist everywhere in every future. The bright shiny technologically super-advanced futures, dirty industrial cyberpunk futures, semi-futuristic pasts, semi-pasteristic futures, not-so-distant futures and just about everything in between. Holograms have appeared in your Star Wars, Star Treks, Blade Runners, Aliens, big budget Hollywood sci-fi epics and hundreds of low budget B-movies, but there is always [...]
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