DigTheDoug » food http://blog.digthedoug.com ...mostly just ramblings about the future. Thu, 09 Dec 2010 06:48:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Curse You Red Baron! http://blog.digthedoug.com/2010/04/06/curse-you-red-baron/ http://blog.digthedoug.com/2010/04/06/curse-you-red-baron/#comments Tue, 06 Apr 2010 19:54:11 +0000 Doug http://blog.digthedoug.com/?p=264 I have always heartily enjoyed Read Baron Brand pizza. Although there is something strange about eating an American-made Italian dish formed with French ingredients and prepared by a German WWI flying ace. Strange and delicious! And you can take that to the bank!

Seagal

...the blood bank!

However, this last frozen meal left me quite disappointed in the Baron. Now, I realize that no food item is ever going to look like it does on the box, but this is just ridiculous. Just look at this travesty:

Red Baron Box...mmm delicioso.

Red Baron Box...mmm delicioso.

More like "The Red BARREN!!!"

No wonder the Red Baron is dead. If some pizza shit (pun #3 for those keeping track) like this was named after me I’d fill my plane with bees and fly it into the Eiffel Tower too!

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