babies
It’s a Boy! or “So You’ve Become a Host to an Alien Lifeform”
First, let me say congratulations! It is truly an honor to carry forth into the world the new dawn of evolution! I am sure you have some questions, but don’t worry, everything will be explained. You’re going to be so happy! Now, the first symptom you may notice is most likely the drowsiness. Because of [...]
I’ll Take Eight!
“Baby Octopus Salad…It’s the BEST!”, eh? Well, I almost doubted you, but since you capitalized the whole word, I guess that I just have to believe you. Seen recently at multi-award winning upscale Italian restaurant The Colosseum. This furthers my theory that the younger and more innocent the animal is, the better it tastes. If [...]
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