It’s a Boy! or “So You’ve Become a Host to an Alien Lifeform”
First, let me say congratulations! It is truly an honor to carry forth into the world the new dawn of evolution! I am sure you have some questions, but don’t worry, everything will be explained. You’re going to be so happy! Now, the first symptom you may notice is most likely the drowsiness. Because of [...]
Sci-fi Sleepers: Visioneers
Visioneers (2008) Director: Jared Drake Writer: Brandon Drake Starring: Zach Galifianakis Judy Greer Trailer Opening Scene Imagine a time not too far off from our own, in a world not completely unlike our own. Imagine the 1999 classic Office Space and compare it with your current reality. Imagine 1985′s Brazil existing in the same time [...]
Life Lessons and Other Fun Facts
The following are some Life Lessons that I have started to prepare for when I procure a child and need to teach it the ways of the world: Highways are a place for important people only. If you see someone approaching you at a high rate of speed, be sure to move over onto the [...]
Forwards to Happiness!
Things to look forward to: Flying cars allow the ability to cut people off on the y-axis People of the earth finally overcoming their differences and joining together to battle a peaceful (but pretentious!) alien civilization The discovery of Martian pornography Miss Universe actually means Miss Universe (spoiler: the chick from Total Recal Wins) Being [...]
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