Sci-fi Sleepers: Visioneers
Visioneers (2008)
Director: Jared Drake
Writer: Brandon Drake
Starring:
Zach Galifianakis
Judy Greer
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Imagine a time not too far off from our own, in a world not completely unlike our own. Imagine the 1999 classic Office Space and compare it with your current reality. Imagine 1985’s Brazil existing in the same time line a century into the future. [...]
Life Lessons and Other Fun Facts
The following are some Life Lessons that I have started to prepare for when I procure a child and need to teach it the ways of the world:
Highways are a place for important people only. If you see someone approaching you at a high rate of speed, be sure to move over onto the grass [...]
Forwards to Happiness!
Things to look forward to:
Flying cars allow the ability to cut people off on the y-axis
People of the earth finally overcoming their differences and joining together to battle a peaceful (but pretentious!) alien civilization
The discovery of Martian pornography
Miss Universe actually means Miss Universe (spoiler: the chick from Total Recal Wins)
Being able to instantly transport [...]
Motorcycle Helmets: The Wave of the Future
Warning: Incredibly sage advice incoming! I hope that you are satisfied being lonely, because you are about to become so rich that it will alienate you from everyone you care about.
Buy stock in motorcycle helmets now.
I have just finished five years of intensive research and all signs point to a dramatic increase in the consumption [...]
What Did Holograms Ever Do to You?
Holograms exist everywhere in every future. The bright shiny technologically super-advanced futures, dirty industrial cyberpunk futures, semi-futuristic pasts, semi-pasteristic futures, not-so-distant futures and just about everything in between. Holograms have appeared in your Star Wars, Star Treks, Blade Runners, Aliens, big budget Hollywood sci-fi epics and hundreds of low budget B-movies, but there is always [...]
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