Schloptoberfest: Puppet Master

Puppet Master 1989 Directed by: David Schmoeller Written By: Charles Band (you will soon notice pattern here) Genre: Egyptian demonic killer puppet psychic slashers Watch it now!   Checklist A killer puppet with a drill for a head A killer puppet that has sex with men and then pukes leeches onto them Nazi puppets! Exploitative [...]

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Wednesday, October 6th, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments

Schloptoberfest Kick-off!

A while back there used to exist a mom and pop video store near my house. On Tuesdays you could go and rent VHS tapes for a week for 50 cents a piece. This was back when I was fresh out of school and had no job and lots of free time. Every Tuesday I [...]

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Tuesday, October 5th, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments

Curse You Red Baron!

I have always heartily enjoyed Read Baron Brand pizza. Although there is something strange about eating an American-made Italian dish formed with French ingredients and prepared by a German WWI flying ace. Strange and delicious! And you can take that to the bank! However, this last frozen meal left me quite disappointed in the Baron. [...]

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Tuesday, April 6th, 2010 Uncategorized 1 Comment

Teabagging at Work

Freedom’s tea-related engineering is getting more and more involved everyday. Thanks Chris

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Wednesday, March 24th, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments

Oh Steam, You Know the Way to My Heart

Oh, Steam Winter Sale. Why must you only come once a year? 16 games: $44.94

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Sunday, December 27th, 2009 Uncategorized 1 Comment