How to Write a Book Pt. 4

Step 4: After writing a paragraph, change the book title to closer reflect the direction that paragraph is heading. Bonus points for using the titular line to close the paragraph.

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Thursday, December 9th, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments

How to Write a Book Pt. 3

Step 3: Before you have an outline, nay, before you have an idea be sure to sit there coming up with a title that is both hilarious and too long.

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Wednesday, December 8th, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments

How To Write a Book Pt. 2

Step 2: Open document to begin writing book. Don’t actually write anything and then post about it on your blog instead.

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Tuesday, December 7th, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments

How To Write a Book Pt. 1

The following is the first in the series of how-to’s on writing a book, a subject in which I am a foremost authority. Step 1: Spend thirty minutes deciding on what font to use in your document. Look forward to more helpful tips and updates during this exploratory and no doubt soon to be unfinished [...]

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Monday, December 6th, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments

Schloptoberfest: Warlock

Warlock 1989 Directed by: Steve Miner Written By: David Twohy Genre: Biblical time-traveling magic fights Watch it now!   Checklist Time traveling Know-it-all Amish A kitchen de-fingering Posh British accents Flying powers as a direct result of eating children Tagline He’s come from the past to destroy the future. What Netflix says happens: “In 17th [...]

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