How to Write a Book Pt. 4
Step 4: After writing a paragraph, change the book title to closer reflect the direction that paragraph is heading. Bonus points for using the titular line to close the paragraph.
How to Write a Book Pt. 3
Step 3: Before you have an outline, nay, before you have an idea be sure to sit there coming up with a title that is both hilarious and too long.
How To Write a Book Pt. 2
Step 2: Open document to begin writing book. Don’t actually write anything and then post about it on your blog instead.
How To Write a Book Pt. 1
The following is the first in the series of how-to’s on writing a book, a subject in which I am a foremost authority. Step 1: Spend thirty minutes deciding on what font to use in your document. Look forward to more helpful tips and updates during this exploratory and no doubt soon to be unfinished [...]
Schloptoberfest: Warlock
Warlock 1989 Directed by: Steve Miner Written By: David Twohy Genre: Biblical time-traveling magic fights Watch it now! Checklist Time traveling Know-it-all Amish A kitchen de-fingering Posh British accents Flying powers as a direct result of eating children Tagline He’s come from the past to destroy the future. What Netflix says happens: “In 17th [...]
Listening to
Playing
Archives
- December 2010 (4)
- October 2010 (3)
- June 2010 (1)
- April 2010 (1)
- March 2010 (2)
- December 2009 (3)
- October 2009 (1)
- September 2009 (1)
- August 2009 (1)
- June 2009 (3)
- May 2009 (2)
- April 2009 (1)
- March 2009 (2)
- February 2009 (2)