Archive for June, 2009

I’ll Take Eight!

“Baby Octopus Salad…It’s the BEST!”, eh? Well, I almost doubted you, but since you capitalized the whole word, I guess that I just have to believe you.
Seen recently at multi-award winning upscale Italian restaurant The Colosseum. This furthers my theory that the younger and more innocent the animal is, the better it tastes. If only [...]

Tags: ,

Friday, June 19th, 2009 Uncategorized 1 Comment

Zombie Deity

(View full post for video)

This failed pilot for a Fox sitcom asks the viewer the age old question, “What would you do if Jesus rose from the grave and needed a place to stay?” The original “odd couple” is back and ready for whatever wacky adventures they may come upon![...]

Tags: , ,

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 Movies No Comments

Bullets of Flying Explosions of Death

(View full post for video)

How do you follow up a spectacular zombie opus like Stop Eating My Brains!? Easy! With a rushed shoot, non-existent story and characters and way too much money spent on fantastic post-production CGI. The special effects for BoFEoD unfortunately bankrupted my family and we ended up living on the streets for a while, but I feel that in the end it was worth it. After all, “There’s nothing left to lose, but lose itself.”

Tags: , , , ,

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 Movies 1 Comment