Forwards to Happiness!

Things to look forward to:

• Flying cars allow the ability to cut people off on the y-axis
• People of the earth finally overcoming their differences and joining together to battle a peaceful (but pretentious!)  alien civilization
• The discovery of Martian pornography
• Miss Universe actually means Miss Universe (spoiler: the chick from Total Recal Wins)
• Being able to instantly transport matter form place to place
• Repopulating the human race after the abuse of matter transporters leaves 90% of the population as horribly disfigured mutant hybrids
• Finally being able to destroy that godamned sun…thinks he’s so tough…
• Whalers on the moon
• Turns out there’s a point in space like a giant mirror in which beyond lies our same very own existence but where the time goes backwards starting from when we first discovered it. Also thinking our reflection was another battleship we accidentally destroy it erasing all of our history as well as future suspending all existence indefinitely in a state of perpetual nothingness from which the only escape is a radiation wave so large that the only thing that can cause it is the exploding of a sun exactly the size of our very own. As luck would have it at that very moment the radiation waves from our sun that we successfully destroyed years earlier just happened to reach this point in space the same instant the space mirror was destroyed which gave everyone the effect of nothing happening at all.
• Space bacon

Tags: Future!, scifi